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Surprise Party birthday card: chameleons hidden around a living room as the birthday chameleon walks in. Caption: Nobody throws a better surprise party.No One Left birthday card: a hand reaches into a kitchen drawer toward a box of frightened birthday candles. Caption: “It's Grandpa's birthday. There'll be no one left!”Never Forget birthday card: a blindfolded man holding a pin walks toward a donkey at a backyard party. Caption: Jenny wanted Howard's fortieth to be one he'd never forget.

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NewNo Idea birthday card: guests cheer behind a couch as an old man walks past reading a newspaper. Caption: Grandpa's surprise party went off without a hitch. He still has no idea.No. 020No Idea$5.99NewThe Look birthday card: party guests cheer at a woman with snakes for hair standing in a doorway. Caption: In fairness, Medusa told them she hated surprise parties.No. 021The Look$5.99NewNever Needed a Mirror birthday card: Pinocchio with a long nose sits at a cake across from an angry woman in a party hat. Caption: It’s not easy being Pinocchio.No. 022Never Needed a Mirror$5.99

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Surprise Party birthday card: chameleons hidden around a living room as the birthday chameleon walks in. Caption: Nobody throws a better surprise party.No. 001Surprise Party$5.99The Thought birthday card: an octopus in a party hat holds up a pair of gloves across a table from a fish in a party hat. Caption: It's the thought that counts.No. 002The Thought$5.99All About the Candles birthday card: moths crowd a lit cake while one moth sits alone at the table. Caption: Typical moths. Once again, Walter’s birthday was all about the candles.No. 003All About the Candles$5.99Hindsight birthday card: four cows in party hats stand around a burning hay bale with candles on top. Caption: The ladies made Bessie her favorite cake. In hindsight, the candles were a mistake.No. 004Hindsight$5.99Great Turnout birthday card: a bear in a party hat sits at a cake in a cave while five bears sleep in a heap. Caption: As usual for his birthday: great turnout, terrible energy.No. 005Great Turnout$5.99Mittens birthday card: six mice in party hats gather around a cheese cake on a mousetrap as a cat peeks around a door. Caption: Mittens just KNEW his plan would pay off this time.No. 006Mittens$5.99What He Always Wanted birthday card: dogs in party hats stand around a mail carrier tied up in ribbon in a backyard. Caption: Spot’s friends got him the perfect present this year.No. 007What He Always Wanted$5.99No One Left birthday card: a hand reaches into a kitchen drawer toward a box of frightened birthday candles. Caption: “It's Grandpa's birthday. There'll be no one left!”No. 008No One Left$5.99Technically birthday card: people in party hats sit at a table while a man at the far end faces a cake. Caption: Marvin should have been more specific with his birthday wish.No. 009Technically$5.99Never Forget birthday card: a blindfolded man holding a pin walks toward a donkey at a backyard party. Caption: Jenny wanted Howard's fortieth to be one he'd never forget.No. 010Never Forget$5.99As Fast As I Could birthday card: a turtle mail carrier hands a letter to a woman at her door, beside deflated balloons. Caption: “Sorry, ma'am. I came as fast as I could.”No. 011As Fast As I Could$5.99Birthday Again birthday card: four sloths in party hats sing around a birthday cake in a living room. Caption: By the time they finished, it was Kevin's birthday again.No. 012Birthday Again$5.99A Hugger birthday card: a hedgehog in a party hat runs in with open arms as balloons pop and rabbits and a badger look on. Caption: Beverly was a hugger.No. 013A Hugger$5.99Just Here for the Cake birthday card: the Grim Reaper in a party hat holds a plate at a party as a man clutches his chest. Caption: “Relax, everybody. I'm just here for the cake.”No. 014Just Here for the Cake$5.99Strange Little Ritual birthday card: three aliens watch a family sing at a cake. Caption: “Then they set the food on fire, sing at the oldest one until he breathes on it, and everybody eats it.”No. 015Strange Little Ritual$5.99The First Surprise Party birthday card: a caveman holds a club over another caveman lying on the ground, as others cheer. Caption: The first surprise party.No. 016The First Surprise Party$5.99Not All Wishes birthday card: two dinosaurs watch a meteor fall; one closes its eyes. Caption: Not all wishes come true…No. 017Not All Wishes$5.99No Chances birthday card: a man in a fire suit blows at a burning cake as guests and a fire extinguisher stand by. Caption: At Grandpa's age, you don't take chances with the candles.No. 018No Chances$5.99Super-Breath birthday card: a man in a superhero costume blows a cake and party guests across a room. Caption: Gary's super-breath was great for saving the city. Less so for birthdays.No. 019Super-Breath$5.99No Idea birthday card: guests cheer behind a couch as an old man walks past reading a newspaper. Caption: Grandpa's surprise party went off without a hitch. He still has no idea.No. 020No Idea$5.99The Look birthday card: party guests cheer at a woman with snakes for hair standing in a doorway. Caption: In fairness, Medusa told them she hated surprise parties.No. 021The Look$5.99Never Needed a Mirror birthday card: Pinocchio with a long nose sits at a cake across from an angry woman in a party hat. Caption: It’s not easy being Pinocchio.No. 022Never Needed a Mirror$5.99

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